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You need to balance your breasts, otherwise you end up walking in circles.

Unremarkable for the US. It’s specifies US breasts.

I want to know how they compare with European breasts.

When is meat not recalled in the US?

You guys should probably set up some sort of the government department to keep an eye on this.

And like most things in my fridge it’ll get thrown out in a week or so, when it inevitably goes off due to non-use. For some reason I feel much happier about throwing away food after it’s been mildly chilled for 14 days.

Oh so it’s basically the German version of Two Dead Men.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight,
back to back they face each other,
drew their swords and shot each other,
one blind man to see fair play,
one dumb man to shout hooray

No one can ever remember more than that

Cleopatra lived closer in time to the stegosaurus then we do now.

Got to love the French calling Italian food overrated, when their international recognized dish consists of black coffee and a cigarette.

The French are just jealous of our portable usable bread, that isn’t 16 feet long, doesn’t go off 20 minutes after purchase, and can actually be used to make sandwiches.

Oh you mean Australia 2

I’m just going to sprinkle the letter z all over the place, which they will be unable to pronounce, which will erroneously replace the letter s.

Serialization, ewwww, just look at it.

It used to be called work to rule, now it’s just work. If the company reward hard work with more work, than I’m disincentivized to do anything other than the bare minimum.

I wouldn’t mind so much if they kept track of it and then rewarded a pay rise at the end of something but they don’t.

We used to have that and then they replaced our Kiwi team (it’s important to call them Australian all the time, they really enjoy it when you do that) with an Indian team because they were cheaper, but they’re also practically in the same time zone as us, I think there’s only 1 ⅖ hours difference (yep India is +1.5 UTC for some strang reason) so it doesn’t work.

Working five days a week so that you can have two days a week off it is ridiculous. We should swap it.

I originally read that as ACDC and I was wondering what they had done

Corvids are but it’s not a bird universal. Ravens, crows, magpies are smart, but owls belong to an evolutionary family that considers brains to be a good counterweight.

Owls are not wise. They’re idiots, almost the entire skull cavity is just made of eyeballs, that’s very little left over for the brain.

Problem with geese is that often the property that they are guarding is a public footpaths.

One should be proud of one’s functional bowels

New build housing has been crap for a while now. You always better off getting something built in the 1920s back when people put in some effort. These days you’re lucky if the roof is fully attached.

I have to deal with tech support tickets like that. Usually the AI has directed them to change some registry value or something. The problem isn’t so much that the AI is can’t fix the issue it’s more that they’re trying to direct the user to do stuff they don’t have access to do or shouldn’t be doing.

The super duper clever AI doesn’t understand about complex topics such as admin permissions and data retention laws.