“So it’s agreed, we’re all parts of the shire of the place of yew trees”

North: aye

South: sure

West: sounds good

East: but what if we tried to be more precise (accuracy be damned apparently)

…

West: you’ve been hanging out with the boob hill people, haven’t you?

I’m fine with treating the lower 48 like this, but the Great Lakes did nothing to deserve their erasure!

I think most of this is going over my head, but I’m especially trying to wrap my head around The Midland exclaves for San Francisco, El Paso, and Tallahassee.

Sexico sounds like what Zapp Brannigan would say is his hometown

Took me a minute but I think I finally see it, or at least two of them. First thing I noticed trying to see it though, if you tilt your head to the left, the area around the Bay of Bengal looks like a dinosaur with an underbite spitting at Australia.

Intel really seems to be going “Okay, but how can we turn our scumminess up to 11 with this?”

Oh right, Cuzco. The Cuzco Valley, the valley named specifically for Cuzco, Cuzco’s Valley.

Too many options for my American brain to comprehend, but congrats on becoming a multicolored beehive

They’re denying that this is actually the root cause https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/cpus/intel-denies-reports-that-it-identified-a-root-cause-for-core-i9-crashing-issues-investigation-continues

^United Kingdom^

I think there’s an echo in here

“Fuck South Dakota and Wyoming”

-US passenger rail

Hey Michigan, we got this great big river basin, you wanna get in on this?

Michigan: NO

Why does the order of the parties in the key change for each year?

It’s like an awesome book title if you keep reading from there

I Just Cut The Leaves Among The Alo Trees

by The River of Death, Chief Malabo

Every day we stray further from God, I tell you hwhat.