It’s probably because they get national broadcasts. I figured with all the Ohio transplants in the NC and Florida area Cleveland and the Reds would be higher in the no man’s lands down there but same Yankees and Red Sox.

It’s like how I’ve heard stories about Braves fans in really weird places and it’s because TBS would broadcast Braves games to anywhere in the country so people grew up seeing commercials and games for the Braves their entire childhood even though they had a far more local team.

Where on the body is the microwave located?

I don’t love this.

You gave me an idea, you ever read the love letters James Joyce sent to his wife Nora?

This executive order just abolished all gender politics. I didn’t expect Trump to be so progressive on day one.

Hotdog dust, don’t breathe this.

I never sneeze, sneezing isn’t normal.

Nah it’s clearly a Toyota water pump gasket.

Yeah 3d printed gun is such a misnomer for most of the “ghost guns”, the gun he had was just the printed frame. That section of the 3d printing community isn’t really my scene but that seems to be what I’ve seen for all the printed guns, lower/frame with barrel and trigger assembly being metal pieces. I think years ago I saw a modern reinterpreting of the WW2 Liberator that was done in all plastic but that’s obviously designed to shoot only once.

I’m sure you know more about the scene than I do and can correct or verify my knowledge.

Friend of mine had strep throat as a kid and it somehow ended up infecting his kidneys causing him to piss blood, he’s fine now.

Department of Homeland Obscurity was their best era.

A woman in Florida got pissed at her insurance company after they denied her insurance claim, she allegedly said “Delay, Deny, Depose. You people are next,” before hanging up the phone. She’s been charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism.

This photo is notably missing Andrew Witty the CEO of UnitedHealth Group the parent company of UnitedHealthcare of which Brian Thompson was CEO. Andrew Witty made $23.5m last year.

I’m not sure a cherry picker would work here but I don’t know enough about cherry pickers to be able to answer for sure. Like cherry pickers are meant more for up than out and these guys aren’t more than like 16ish feet up and are probably further than that from the closest pool edge, the boom might not be able to go that far out that low with any sort of load on it.

The other 87% of Ohio is soy beans

You’re telling me the ENTIRE Siberian railway is trans?

As a left handed person this checks out.

I work at a big box hardware store and our Halloween stuff has been on clearance for like a week maybe two at this point. Christmas has been up since the beginning of this month or the end of last month but the big box across the way apparently had their Christmas set up in August.

Big if true

They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States