Just to commiserate my neighbor once asked me if I was going to die alone. In her defense she was high and hasn’t asked since. That’s how it’s going for me.

I thought that was washing someone elses hair?

Whatever I’m not fall for that one again

I don’t think so because it would be covering the fringy seams on the right side of her shorts if she was wearing a belt.

I have Phillips wiz bulbs in my house and I can do most of the stuff in the app from Google home. The only thing I can do is set scenes but I rarely use those.

The only real downside is these use some Phillips API so of course to work they call back to their servers so that stop being smart without an Internet connection. Some day I’ll move my light bulbs out of the cloud but that day is not today.

If you’ve got a line down your sack that’s one of the signs of a surgically attached penis. You should sue the hospital you were born in for forcing their agenda on you.

Do I need the own my home for this to work or can I use my landlords property as collateral?

If I’m understanding what your saying here the last time the federal minimum wage increased was 2009, adjusted for inflation 7.25 in 2024 is 10.60.

After the the Indians changed their name to the Guardians my dad told me if a team has accepted public funds it should be illegal for a sports team to change their name without public approval.

Pssst just a heads up there’s no Cleveland area IKEA, there are however an Ikea in both the Columbus and Cincinnati areas.

The amount of pages I’m unable to right and copy text from is to damn high. I gotta remember this.

Portugal being Indiana would annoy me if I was Portuguese. Like sure Ohio has problems but the only reason no one makes fun of Indiana is because of how boring of a state it is. The only things that state is know for is the Indy 500 and producing the most vice presidents that never became presidents. The highest point in Indiana is marked by a rock in a grove of trees next to a corn field. Imagine how boring of a person Mike Pence is and then realize he is the embodiment of the entire state.

So the let’s go Brandon moment was November of 2022, hasn’t even been two years.

I’ve lived in Ohio my entire life and never heard of Ohio fries, I guess we just call them fries here.

Fool me once, shame one you. Fool me twice, never get fooled again.

This was the first thing I thought about Saturday night when people started gaslighting about “No Republicans ever” calling for political violence.

TMZ has a photo from someone at the event of the shooter on the roof. It’s a good enough quality photo that you can see the rifle doesn’t have a scope.

I once told a women I was dating how many tabs I had open in Firefox she was appalled. I’m not saying this is the reason we broke up but I can only assume it made her think more critically about me.

Yeah I was just using cascade as an example, plus there’s definitely ways to get a card from your hand into your deck. Cascade was just the first way I could think to cast an “uncastable” spell.

The real issue isn’t that the card would have a way to cast it there’s in game ways around that with stuff like cascade.

So assuming you have a way to cast a card with no mana value whatever card would go on the stack and do nothing then just enter your graveyard, probably. That being said I’m no judge.