Strikingly similar to English

I forget exactly how, but at my first job I did manage to rip one of these before, covering the entire floor in Pepsi syrup. One of the assistant managers walked in shortly after, looked at the mess on the floor I was attempting to clean up and said “it’s fine, I needed something to do anyways, go back to cash”.

What is love?

What is a minute?

Does really match loss in any way

The shelves I the back also have the entire shelf containing the same product

That said, the reflections on the windows seem rather impressive for AI

The JWs I’ve had show up at my house have been an entire family of 5, all dressed up in suits.

You’ve never assembled ikea furniture?

I’m not saying anyone should follow my example, and in fact I’m probably saying no one should follow my example… but I have definitely used a metal glasses screwdriver to clean my charging port before

A long time ago, when I was a church goer, I remember the pastor mentioning that some cell network had approached them and asked if they had any plans to build a steeple because they’d pay to put antennas on it.

If you were aware of Cardi B’s WAP, Megan was the feature on that. I only really know Dua Lipa because of the Levitating lawsuit

I’ve been practically melting my brain trying to reconcile the thoughts “we said dumb shit as kids” and “holy fuck if I hear the world ‘skibidi’ one more time I’m going to lose my mind”

The background is transparent but on Apollo I can just make out the words “this is picture of endorsed by a member of [paypal logo] mafia (you know who)”

The word meme existed long before image macros.

!dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

You know what, you’re god damn right they are

Canadian here, recently had to get the toilet auger out because no one else in my house seems to understand you can’t flush wipes, no matter how much I tell them

Ahhh okay that makes sense