Maybe don’t throw the controller across the sub, dude.

It’s ok bro, not everybody understands the sigma male grindset.

I like how you think

OSHA is here to chew arms and rip gum and they’re all out of gum.

Yeah it would be good for you, dog

Broooooo you gotta get into grilling

Rules maketh man.

Straight up

Harry Me!

Hoes mad

Hold up. What do you mean second?

No way. Maybe if I keep pushing this big red button that says “Danger: do not push button” things will get better.

Just another day at the nuclear plant. If you do what you love you’ll never work a day!

ITS WAYMO MOTHERF…

De-fe-de-ra-te: boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew.

Bro do it I double dog dare you

Still alive dude

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Now I hate it

Xi approves?

I don’t know yet

You can count on me, friend.