Wait, what? Have I been wrong about how ads work this whole time?

I feel you on a spiritual level

I know this is a joke but just cause someone is in a straight relationship doesn’t mean they’re straight. (But it’s not like we have a shot either way lmao)

I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh

I don’t shave my face so take this with a grain of salt, but I have been convinced by several people with shaved heads that shaving with a safety razor and badger hair brush is the way to go for the closest shave.

It’s also like INSANELY cheaper than disposable razor heads and they last longer. Like we used to buy a pack of gilette heads for $40-50 for 12 every couple of weeks, now we buy one pack of 10 blades for $5 every few months.

I’m pretty sure even just one dose of the gay will give ADHD.

I would be 100% okay with the knowledge that the only thing Trump is good at is sucking dick.

I 100% forgot Jared Leto was in any of these movies. I was so confused.

Overcooked being fully woke for wheelchair raccoon chef but the sims being only “slightly woke” (they’ve clearly never played with any of MY sims) is wild.

Oh damn that changes everything. Hilarious and now kind of sad though, thanks for sharing.

In all fairness, women dressing as men in the 18th century were very real and definitely woke af

Its the fuckin habanero that will always get you. The red one is always milder sauce and the dark red one is always chipotle or mole, which are not spicy.

Pointer and pretzel are the only acceptable names moving forward

They wouldn’t want the vaccine even if there was one

Bro wtf that dude was younger than me? All that hatred sure AF ages a person.

Almost, but they shouldn’t have picked such an attractive person if they wanted the public to dislike him (In the most serious way possible because I know this is part of the meme).

The other day I was verifying my identity online to someone and I sent them a picture and was trying to say “I’m pretty quiet and keep to myself [at the events we go to]”

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I will never forgive myself.

Was the first part of the joke also 9/11? Cause all I got was green day.

Finally, something worthy to use my steam balance on

Me, having just switched to a “cheaper” plan with my 100GB/$60CAD 🥲

Oligopolies suck.