Overcooked being fully woke for wheelchair raccoon chef but the sims being only “slightly woke” (they’ve clearly never played with any of MY sims) is wild.

Oh damn that changes everything. Hilarious and now kind of sad though, thanks for sharing.

In all fairness, women dressing as men in the 18th century were very real and definitely woke af

Its the fuckin habanero that will always get you. The red one is always milder sauce and the dark red one is always chipotle or mole, which are not spicy.

Pointer and pretzel are the only acceptable names moving forward

They wouldn’t want the vaccine even if there was one

Bro wtf that dude was younger than me? All that hatred sure AF ages a person.

Almost, but they shouldn’t have picked such an attractive person if they wanted the public to dislike him (In the most serious way possible because I know this is part of the meme).

The other day I was verifying my identity online to someone and I sent them a picture and was trying to say “I’m pretty quiet and keep to myself [at the events we go to]”

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I will never forgive myself.

Was the first part of the joke also 9/11? Cause all I got was green day.

Finally, something worthy to use my steam balance on

Me, having just switched to a “cheaper” plan with my 100GB/$60CAD 🥲

Oligopolies suck.

I just thought about this but isn’t it kind of a piss off that we went from walkmans, which were both smaller and more reliable than discmans, and we all just accepted that?

My Walkman never skipped. The smaller shape made way more sense. I could record on it. Why the fuck did we even accept discmans.

Yeah but do we really think Vance has the, idk what you’d call it, moron-charm? Charm that attracts only morons? Whatever it is that Trump offers?

Is there a decently active ace community somewhere on lemmy? I sure miss my garlic bread memes

Thanks

“It’s something fun to do other than driving around in cars all day,” Officer Stratman said, shortly before taking up position in front of the motel.

Ugh.

Is there some rule that they can’t legally lie if they’re asked directly if they’re ICE? That might be why they just chose not to say anything.

I’ve been in a similar situation where I had a guy come to the restaurant I was working at and sit without ordering or asking for anything and just generally being sketchy pants. After I approached him a couple times, he did identify himself (quietly) as a cop doing surveillance on someone across the street.

It’s a better reason than the truth so I’ll take it.

My eyes went wrong and read the second one as “it’s impossible to maintain a class relationship” and you know what? Yeah fuck the bourgeoise.

Where I live around Christmas they come out with these but that have mint filling with little idk like cookie balls or something inside. Damn I can’t wait for Christmas.