You could do a lot worse than Obama Prism

In college, forever ago, I had a crush on this girl. She seemed normal enough.

I was friend zoned and should have taken the hint. One day she is talking to me about how disorganized she is and how frustrated she is by her messy dorm room. I offer to help her clean up. What I didn’t know was that in a matter of a few months she had managed to disgust her roommate so badly that she moved out. Normally that would mean she gets a new roommate , but the college decided not to make anyone else suffer that way.

Anyways, I get there prepared for a bit of trash and laundry, but this was crazy. She had lived there 3 months and had covered the entire room in shin deep trash and clothes. It took a few hours to clean, and at least a dozen big black trash bags.

Highlights include:

Used condoms strewn about.
Multiple pairs of period stained underwear A purse containing an orange covered on green mold on one side, and a used sanitary napkin with dried blood stuck to the orange.

I no longer had a crush after that.

I. Still laughing

I didn’t do it for my family. I did it… for line go up.

I liked to see the line go up.

Wizard twink

I’ve buried a cat before and I can tell you no matter how much you love that thing you are not digging that deep for a 2 foot long cat.

I don’t think so. Basically you are tricking your body into thinking you are pregnant and leaving it that way. Less eggs are released, less uterine walls being replaced. That should mean both more eggs later in life and less risk of uterine cancer.

Of course you should ask a doctor about it. They gotta prescribe it anyways.

https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/extended-use-birth-control-overview

It doesn’t need to be every month…

The creator only made the pill have a placebo week to allow the period to come in order to please the catholics

Plot twist, he is applying for the job of Creative Director at My Little Pony

Don’t ya think this is close enough to NSFW that it warrants a tag?

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I enjoy how Noone in the movie really feels like a villian. They have motives, but are not bad per se.

You know, without knowing anything about the why or the how of this possible future, I think it’s probably an improvement.

Mfer could drive 9 inch nails with 1 hit

If it isn’t the wee cunt

Stab opponent, break off tip inside them, stab again.

excited goatse noises

Bitch he created me, shoulda done a better job

The general sat, and the lines on the map, moved from side to side.

That’s OK, so long as everything smells good, who cares? I don’t want to know about the rancid trash in the backseat, that is unpleasant and inconvenient.