me right now. but it’s okay, I have sicktime to spend.

Entered for the porn, stuck around for the story, is some of the best praise I can give to some works.

I recently finished reading all 8 books of Home for Horny Monsters by Annabelle Hawthorne, plus the spinoff books, and I can honestly say that they would have been good reads even if all the lewdity was implied instead of explicit.

I quite frankly can’t wait for the next book.

oh cool, I haven’t seen this one

No.

sheldon is an insufferable prick and everyone who’s ever said I should like the show because I’m just like that fuckless asshat should have a cactus up the ass.

That’s one possible interpretation, but not necessarily the only possible interpretation. He might be the mother.

probably a goof making fun of brainworms guy.

paging @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone@web.brid.gy

It ain’t what I wanted, but it’s happening.

Also

Dafuq happened to Aunt Jemima?!?!

Be me with my countertop induction burner and flat bottom wok eating stir fry whenever I want

went out and had more borger, forgot I wanted pancakes.

I don’t wanna!

So I went to Kerbey lane (and discovered the correct spelling), and found out they have burgers.

I didn’t get pancakes.

I still want pancakes.

Gonna disagree with you bats, you billionaire ass defender-of-the-status-quo.

damn, now I want pancakes. Time to go to kerby lane and get some of their pancake mix (it’s so good)

There’s like two days in the spring and another two in the fall when it’s fuckin nice.

All the rest of the year sucks. The fact that it sucks for different reasons doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck.

The safety and security of knowing someone loves you and will protect you and take care of you and so forth. Easy to see the appeal.

thanks for the reminder to delete more of my reddit comments

was dlss ever worth it? It just seemed to make games run worse without any significant improvement to fidelity.

shows how much I know

there was that one storyline in which he banged aunt may.