Likewise, its having a struggle today.

Hi di ho timezone neightbourino

Ill make you banana bred, bb 🤤

And the lizard jizzard

Headpats until he pancakes.

“My son turned out just fine”

Sir, your daughter barks on command.

[ Flashbacks to “Pounded by the pound” ]

They do that voluntarily about 24 times a year at conventions.

I swear to god I need a browser plugin that marks the hexbear crowd with a warning sign that I’m about to read something incredibly stupid.

I mean that’s exactly what I did, I suppose.

I’m surprised you (or anyone) uses facebook any more, its just full of boomers and hatred.

Deleting it and letting it fester without you (or I) was the best thing I did.

And sometimes someone had a hexagon and got rightly dunked on.

… People have profile pictures?

This was funnier and truer when it was furries. The autism goes without saying.

I’m already in the middle of that. Everything non-public-facing is going to cheap lease boxes running workloads in docker. idgaf if the machine underneath lives or dies, its 3 lines of config in a terraform script to replace.

Anything that is “cheap” to do on serverless is cheaper to do on a $5 droplet, especially once it starts to grow.

Serverless gets you to buy in to a vendors lock-in.

Even with ASGs, ec2 costs a bomb for performance.

And “serverless” functions are a trap.

If you’re gonna commit to reserved instances, just buy hardware for goodness sake, its a 3 year commitment with a huge upfront spend.

He says, sat inside in a car with comfy armchair seats and airconditioning. Maybe he should go outside.

Is there more to this story?

“be they do crime” was a slow burner for me. I feel dumb.