Those plants don’t need coffee, they need electrolytes.

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense.

Yeah, no. Glad that it’s worked out for you (so far), but it doesn’t always work out for everyone. I agree that you shouldn’t be aggressive and standoffish, but you sure as fuck should not trust the cops. All they’ve shown is that they are a gang that believe they’re above the law. They’re out to protect and serve each other — not us.

As someone who loves surprises, I find this incredibly sweet and thoughtful. You’re a great partner.