Man, I bet your band has a sick van

I ain’t seeing it chief, better luck next time! I wish we didn’t need a metaphorical ICU nurse shot in the street for shit to stick

It’s disgusting, neither Trump or Biden did anything to stop this spike of trash in our orbit /s

Who wants to smoke weed and fill up our bellies with pickle juice and play Midway Arcade Treasures for the Nintendo Gamecube?

Shrimptech Military contractors, accept no substitutes

Rammstein: Schreib das auf!

Johnny Five is alive!

I love my brain, I was googling to figure out what you referring to, but my brain corrected windings to WingDings as I typed it

This sounds like a typical Crow / Tom exchange

Hey, it worked on Shinzo Abe

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Is that one of those walls where you can push the pins? If so you better wash the face goo off of it lol

Also who the hell is he referring to? Pakistan has had nukes since like ‘98

Wait, is that the guy from Erectum?

https://youtu.be/dY50Dmva8s4

That’s not a loop I ever expected to close

Bingo!

Hey man, Dogs can get arrival notifications when they start pitching in for rent

Texts/calls don’t set the dogs off, which is why I don’t ring the doorbell/knock

https://youtu.be/1goAp0XmhZQ

Celsius is pretty cool, zero sugar, lots of flavor variety,

What is the most common energy drink where you’re at?

Green Dragon 4 life