Ignotum

Gottem nuts!

Ha! Gotcha!

“Itō Jakuchu looked at his work and wept, for there were no more frogs worth drawing”

All I, all I, all I, all I wanted
Was a bit of bread
Mama called me disappointment
Papa called me fat

I like it garlic, rye, and brown
Banana, honeybun
Brioche, focaccia, naan
Bagel, baguette, and croissant
I like it black and white
I like it thick and fried
It’s always on my mind

Look at my bakery
I got some cake, I got flavours
It’s hot and spicy, sweet and savoury
Bake it, cook it, make it right
Matzo, pizza make me high
Sold my mom for piece of pie, bye, bye

Oh, mamma mia
That was a bad idea
Explosive diarrhea
That gluten’s really bad
But sorry
Bread makes me kinda horny
My homies tried to warn me
I’m celiac and dead

I only last a couple of seconds when I’m with a tree so even if you triple it…
Oh you meant like just hanging around?

She usually is,
in my fanfic at least

Dragonborn absorbs dragon souls, this dog absorbs dog souls so i guess it’s dogborn?

PSA: sofa pull outs are not effective at preventing sofa pregnancies

Let’s please just all agree that it only includes beings that pass the harkness test

123 trillion usd in the world, assuming the 1k doubles every week (1, 2, 4, 8 etc) you’d only need to wear it for 37 weeks or ~0.7 years before you’d be richer than the rest of… earth

Would you do it?

Yeqh like when nestle launched a premium version with no slave labour, they didn’t have less slavery overall they just used more slavery-produced chocolate in their other products

And my favourite dessert, death!

Ehy would i want to kill my depression? it’s my oldest friend!

godot *approving nod*

Siblings aren’t actually a thing, my extensive research on pornhub has concluded that only step-siblings are a thing

I googled each number as i needed them and can’t be arsed to look them up again, they should be in the right ballpark just look it up

I love that we live in a time where everyone is accusing eachother of posting AI slop regardless of whether it is or not by the way

Humans use roughly 100W just to stay alive, so 876kWh a year, 26280kWh per life (assuming average historical lifespan of 30 years), since homo sapiens “emerged” there have been roughly 117 billion individuals so 3074760 terrawatthours, and this is ignoring any additional energy usage from doing any activity

And that’s just from a single species that has only existed 190000-ish years

I saw this coming a mile away, better luck next time

That little fella is the product of 2 billion years of evolution, do you have any idea how many terrawatthours that took? How much water? How much this activity reshaped the planet? All so you could ask that fella some silly questions

Worth it!

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