pronouns: she/her is fine.

I am a conniving rat with plans of an international uprising against tyranny! I keep getting distracted by tasty food, gardening, gadgets, games, and books though.

Inside me are two wolves, I desperately need surgery.

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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • Just don’t do what I did. You start with some basic mix right? good old 20/80/trace and you’re happy. But you wonder, who doesn’t wonder, so you try some different stuff right? I mean it’s there, can’t hurt to know cannit?

    Maybe you try a little high/low humidity. you think hehe this feels a bit funny. Then it’s just a small step to puffing clouds at high altitude right? next think you know you’re chasing that forever. It’s strange and weird but then breathing down on the ground feels so exhilarating. Nothing can stop the road you’re on now.

    You’ll be trying diving mixes, pure oxxy, vox mods with helium and shit. You’re sleeping among empty gas tanks. It’s no life man, no life at all.

    Make better choices, it’s too late for me.



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    1 year ago

    Some freaks have a mutation while allows us to unlock a secret additional flavour that you regs just can’t taste. That’s what the post references.

    Unfortunately that flavour is pretty much analogous to hand soap.

    So it tastes nice, and also like soap. Generally soap is considered a food ruining condiment.

    Also ruined are things like Thai Basil. Seriously I would cut off my left pinky to not have this wretched sense.