Tell that to my rock hard dick, I’m at the lion exhibit just so ready

:(

I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.

Ah, the good ol’ days.

Weird, I’ve had some IKEA dressers and bookshelves for a decade that have been completely fine.

They’re trying to hint that if you had a better tractor, you’d be getting more action