Women are literally the best and I have to be in the hospital with my dad

Lol wat

Maybe he meant “around”?

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God damn that was a fantastic video. A tight 2 minutes with no fluff. Just beavers straight up being awesome.

Lol is that legitimately the only time two female characters talk?

Yeah but I am and I made this meme.

If you were 42 when the dancing banana was popular, then you’re old as fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.

They probably had to close the IKEA in Cleveland after homie fucked a couch in it. That’s the type of situation that will ruin a business.

I understand that there are vast ethical issues of genetically modifying animals, especially when it comes to delaying growth and maturation. But Lord help me if I’d be able to turn down the opportunity to own a baby hippo that never grows up.

Did you look up the same size? This one was 32 oz

Proud to be here for the birth of your polygon titty fetish

I’m playing Ocarina of Time right now and laughed at the fairy cone boobs. Somehow I had completely forgotten about them.

You know, I don’t know anything else about the guy, but I respect his response to the whole situation.

He accepted the woman who threw the dildo at him was trying to make a point.

"I was amused. Genuinely. When somebody throws something like that at you, what else are you going to be? I was surprised and then amused.

“I don’t think she got her point across… Throwing things at people is probably not the way to go about it, but each to their own I suppose.”

Big dildo hit homeboy in the face

Mine too, Pooh. Mine too.

“Bruh no cap fr you fixin to high key catch these hands”

“I hope your entire generation starves from climate induced famine.”

I’m trying to decide if that’s on you or the instructor. My first thought was to blame the instructor for being confusing. But now that I’ve thought about it some more, if you had just said something remarkable and they responded “no way, get out of here!” then you probably wouldn’t have thought they were literally telling you to leave.

So yeah… you might just be getting old.

Also how do you pronounce it? Chew-gey?

Fuck yeah Monkey Island represent!

I’ve always loved that Samwise Gamgee line. Makes me tear up every time I read it.