The fun is in the trying.

I miss grapefruit.

Arms held out
in your Jesus Christ pose.
Thorns and shroud
like it’s the coming of the Lord.
And I swear to you
that I’d never feed you pain.
But you’re staring at me
like I’m, like I’m driving the
nails.

Conservatives only see the ultra rich (even when trans) as human. Fuck everyone else.

Makes sense. Shit comes out of both.

I can never find my Bluetooth charging cable when I need it, so I keep buying new ones. Where are they hiding?

I hate it when I can’t read life’s subtitles.

And he’s doing that floss dance too.

As always, the red capped boomer is projecting.

Marathon has been the first upsidedown hypecycle I have ever experienced. Negative hype where everyone expected it to suck. Terrible engagement numbers thanks to the negative hype. The majority of the coverage is a “death watch” due to the disappointing concurrent player numbers. Most people that actually have chosen to play it, like it a lot.

If you, like me, are a homeowner that use to pour your old cooking oil down the drain like an idiot, you might want to consider dumping it into a lined “home depot” bucket of kitty litter. The you just pull out the bag, tie it, and put it in the trash.

Nirvana shirts, amongst other Gen-X staples, are often sold in Target, Five Below, and Old Navy for cheap.

While unironically wearing this t-shirt.

Taco Bell’s biggest issue, I think, was that its outbreak happened during the Internet era. Jack In The Box’s outbreak literally killed people, but it happened in the early nineties, so it eventually faded from memory.

Nice try, nosferatu.

The “Taco Bell makes you sick” comes from an e.coli and salmonella outbreak in the early 2000’s (2004?). It was bad enough and widespread enough to cement the idea into the public consciousness for 20+ years.

As a former resident of Austin, Texas this meme makes no sense to me. In Austin, food truck tacos are the higher bar. Damn, now I want some Veracruz.

God is the cat. Reach out to the almighty. *pat* *pat* *pat*

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