No we don’t

No it isnt

Nah that’s babylon bee

Caffeine worsens my existential panics, so I got that going for me, which is not nice.

Just like every tech bro solution to traffic is a shittier version of trains

Erin Moriarty pictures just make me fucking sad.

Geralt read some meninim playbook and tried to neg the fuck out of her.

“You are beautiful but I see hunchback in your eyes.”

did you happen to deflect one of these shots with your brain?

I Don’t Want to Belong to Any Club That Will Accept Me as a Member

Bruh, easily the 1.5 million friends, you can ask each for more than a dollar and never pay them back, so you lose the friends too, win win.

Id borrow a hundred from each and enjoy my 150 million

You fool,

Choose 1.5 million friends, borrow 20 bucks from everyone, they are all glad they lost their friendship with you and it only cost them 20bucks, you get 30 million.

Well but 50 makes sense though you are kinda useless in your first 20-25 years then you start working acquiring experience etc 25 years later you are in the middle then 25 years later you die

Good ol get born rich scheme

Counter point, countries exist outside the US

I dont think anything you said would qualify you as a “socialist”

Famously no one died in the USSR due to social issues

Buttpedo

Or

Tearpedo

But now that I have written it, it sounds like some specialization of the pedo class humans, da fuq, I am going to sleep.

Hungarian ia the superior language, everything is pronounced how it’s written, no genders, date format is close to iso 8601 wxcept with dots instead of -, you literally just add stuff to the word to change its meaning.

They’ll certainly bring up an actual good point from time to time, unlike actual fascists.

and a broken clock shows the correct time twice a day doesn’t mean it’s useful to have it taking up space on the wall.

also they are actual fascists. in the chapo trap house community I literally got the reply “ukraine should be destroyed at all costs”

yes I need to see the fascists masquerading as leftists otherwise I would be living in an echo chamber…