Guy Ingonito

Just watch the new anime where foreign object gives boy special powers

The difference is every journalist in the world is addicted to twitter and everything spoken or written about in the news is just what they were talking about on twitter yesterday

Ageless millennials, ageless millennials

That’s a demon for sure

Replying is an impulse control issue

They aren’t as good as carrots but I like them better than cucumber

More cheap movies and tv shows please

I guess it’ll remain a mystery

Impossible to know for sure

It’s Cantonese you uncultured swine

Hi

it’s me, hugh laurie.

Venmo me money

You’re comparing a MMO against a lighter sessions based multiplayer.

There’s a fundamental difference in the scale.

I already bought my microwave, what is this so-called “electricity bill” I keep getting sent?

Mami would have everything already for the party, she’d never ask you to bring anything

Ask restaurant and bar staff, worse case they laugh and say they don’t know.

Something the kids were saying finally reached the ears of their millennial parents and those parents then told wider society because it’s just so cute 🥰

Far too old for a big cat. Would be easily killed due to arthritic stress

Big if true

What percentage of plane deaths are snake related?