That’s what happens after the apartment clearing is done.

John Wayne was a turd who vocally supported Joseph McCarthy and Richard Nixon.

Spider-Man is based.

Gay beer is great.

I’m not seeing the downside here?

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0109040/

Yeah, I started thinking about that right after I posted this GIF. I forgot about Ace’s overboard reaction. The '90s humor hasn’t aged well.

I see no repentance in those eyes.

Wow, I haven’t read The Stranger in ages. It’s nice to see they still have their old vibe in that announcement.

Geez, by that logic there should be a public vote on all roster changes, too.

We could have some fun with this.

The Atlanta Confederates: Whites-only team, but by league rule they lose every game they play. It’s a matter of pride in their heritage.

The Boston Puritans: No alcohol or swearing allowed in the ballpark, all games must end before dark, and they never play on Sundays.

The San Francisco Ferries (already done in the movie Baseketball).

The New Jersey Hitmen: The team’s mascot embodies all the worst Italian-American stereotypes you can imagine.

The Florida Men: The most, uh, interesting mascot in the league. Maybe don’t take your kids to the game.

The Washington Redskins finally changed their name, and all my conservative relatives were like “What a bunch of ridiculous woke bullshit!” Really, guys? You don’t understand why that might not be the best name?

OP, were you standing naked in your bathroom when you took this picture?

Somewhere in the northwest US. I don’t want to be more specific, lest I give away my location too easily.

Lllllllike a glove!

Trying to keep up with you

I know what my Cub Scouts are doing at their next meeting.

You didn’t have to post this.

Good ol’ Shitpost Calligrapher!
https://theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com/

Add some more broth and you’ve got phở!

That author has the best name for a fake ID I’ve ever seen.

Research lab, open 24/7, lots of government contracts

I’m dying to know more about what kind of research they’re doing.