I didn’t enjoy the gun fights, the space fights, the fast traveling

Why did you buy it? That’s like, the entire game.

Damn, gamers are fucking children. It’s a video game, dude. Go read a book, or take a nap, or eat a snickers or something.

Ehh, pretty sure the Hunter tells you that they’ve never seen “you” take up the power and make it that far.

not the people that overpromised and (not underdelivered but) lied.

Who lied here?

Is this supposed to look like someone sent it to me from a 2000s flip phone?