You jest, but when the moment comes when you notice you suddenly can’t (can happen with certain conditions), you pray to all the gods you can think of just to be able to take a leak again.

Shit went from Ratthew to Ratstew real quick.

That’s a compliment, really.

Same.

Nothing like a potato when you craving for that starch hit.

Ah, you thought I called myself a low effort potato. I’ll have you know that you are not wrong.

No, but I admire the people who can memorize, recall and communicate by using the little pictures without the slightest effort. 😔

Why do people add ‘rule’ after post titles?