Oxford comma gang (me) in shambles

Torture?

This will explain

That’s what I thought 20 years ago but today I am not so sure :(

A certain audience will, and maybe that’s all it needs?

Move to the cold part and you won’t need it as much, either.

But MN is better in most ways and only a little more expensive

I don’t think I understand the metric.

If two people spend $10k a month, and person A puts it all on credits cards that they pay off every month without accruing interest, while person B uses physical dollar bills…

Does person A “accumulate” $120k per year in credit card “debt?”

I wanna see the God Emperor’s reaction when this shows up on his feed

I can’t tell what any of this means

A Book of Characters and Plots

Loss is in there somewhere, isn’t it?

Pen Island residents

Just wave the paper towel in the direction of the greens, and they are protected, my child

Does Vanguard invest in AI?

That’s not accurate either. About 3% of vanguard’s holdings are controlled by vanguard advisory services

The rest is allocated by the investors themselves, or other non-vanguard advisors buying vanguard funds for their clients.

And they aren’t buying “vanguard holdings” in any sense that means that vanguard is allocating on their behalf. They are buying specific funds of their own choice. At the fund level, maybe your explanation makes sense in a way. At the company level, it doesnt.

Seems a little silly to call this “vanguard’s” when they really belong to vanguard customers. And many/most of those customers are using market-cap-weighted index funds, so of course the companies with high market cap will be a large part of the holdings.

Found my short list, thanks!

Herman Cain only died in 2020 and I’m fairly sure that at least one of the Bigfoot videos came out before then so I don’t think that’s true

Looked like blue cheese in the thumbnail 🤢

Thank mr dental