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  • Could be, sure. But the real question is, why did god make knowledge forbidden? I’ll quote Satan directly (via John Milton):

    From their own mouths. All is not theirs it seems; One fatal tree there stands, of Knowledge called, Forbidden them to taste. Knowledge forbidden! Suspicious, reasonless. Why should their Lord Envy them that? can it be sin to know? Can it be death? and do they only stand By ignorance? is that their happy state, The proof of their obedience and their faith?


  • Leraje@piefed.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneSatan Rules!
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    8 days ago

    Adam: Hey Lilith, I’m in charge, god says so!
    Lilith: Lol, no.
    God: Actually, yes.
    Lilith: Fuck that I’m gone.
    Adam: Well, shit. Can you make me a more subservient breeder please Lord?
    God: Yep.
    Eve: Uhhh…
    Adam: Hey Eve, I’m in charge, god says so!
    Eve…right…
    God: He is.
    Eve…
    Satan: Hey, Eve, you know the fruit on that tree that god told you would kill you if you ate it?
    Eve: Yep.
    Satan: It won’t. But what it will do is give you knowledge like science and the arts. But its totally your call if you choose to eat it.
    Eve: Oh wow, nice!
    Adam: WTF Eve!
    Eve: Fine, don’t eat, stay dumb
    Adam: OK, I’ll have some.
    God: Even though I’m omniscient and omnipotent it somehow escaped me where you both were and what you were up to. Anyway, fruit = bad because knowledge like science and art is bad. Get out.

    Christians - Satan is clearly the bad guy here.