Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you’re now a millionaire!

So what do you get when you multiply six by nine?

9

Yes, because Windows doesn’t run on a C64.

No, a different Paul; see Acts 9, 4-5.

Here in the UK, food banks are very often run by churches. My wife routinely buys stuff she knows they need. We are both Christians.

No, what he’s saying is that since all actions start with a thought (for example, one does not just commit adultery; there’s a period of “I wouldn’t mind a bit of that”), it can be helpful to consider the thought as bad as the action for the purpose of weeding that behaviour out of our lives. Not that the thought is as bad as the action, because clearly it isn’t. Continuing with the example: when we find ourselves thinking like that, it is at that point we should catch ourselves and think about something else instead. Attempting to stop yourself just before you rip her knickers off is unlikely to be quite as successful.

Similarly 29 and 30 are not suggestions of actual self-mutilation. Your eye cannot cause you to sin; it is exaggeration for the sake of making the point. You see something, you think about it, then you act on that thought. But if the act is sinful then we should attempt to stop the act at the earliest possible point.

Or maybe he’s worked for some small companies where none of those is a full time job and hiring 27 people to sit around for 97% of their time is not likely to be considered a terribly good business decision.

So are 18 pawns and that odd-looking piece on c4-d6. I’d say any rules are OK at this point. How about Kb4-Enterprise (en beam-me-up-Scottant)?

Chickens don’t fart?

Maybe ask them to explain Gen 1:27: “So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.”

He’s just as much female as he is male, and vice versa. “He/Father” appeals to a patriarchal society, but Jesus had a good proportion of female followers, and it was some of them that discovered the empty tomb. God is neither male nor female, or both, depending how you look at it.

*What do you reckon the past participle would be? Google/Googled is easy. Duckduckgoed sounds wrong. Duckduckwent is probably correct. Ducked might be easily misinterpreted/misunderstood.

*veg(etari)an

An old woman on the slopes perhaps? Kewl.

Smoothbores? You had it easy. With our 180-degree roughbores we had to be extremely good at dodging to not kill ourselves every time we used them. Now those weapons sorted the men out from the boys.

Such a shame that the German for shoe isn’t foot-glove.

Trains go from nowhere near where I live, to nowhere near anywhere I want to go, then cost just as much as a car (Yes I did the sums).

To use trains not only do I have to use my car I also have to pay for parking. May as well drive wherever I want to go.

Of course traffic jams are real. That’s why wherever possible I either go on the motorbike or shop on Amazon instead.

It’s one of these (warning NSFW link) :

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