Another four-legged anyarchist!

Cats give no fucks.

i wish the light in the pic were more golden

Like this?

It does the same with subscribe, I think. (I actually removed all those buttons from the desktop interface, using uBlock Origin, so I never see them.)

Therapy is not kawaii. Any further question?

My neighbour’s cat (Luna) does the same. She lives dangerously because my cat (Kika) is fed up with this shit.

AND NO, LUNA, I’M NOT PETTING YOU. Stop asking. You’re getting out.

Feel free to use it for the Matrix community if you want! Or this sub. Or… dunno, any space that you want, to your hearts’ contents :3

Yeah, this sort of combo doesn’t work well. Passion fruit is also extra sour and it doesn’t mix well with citrus fruits. (Then you get guava crying in a corner, “I could’ve become guava cheese and spend the rest of my days over a slice of milk cheese, but nooooo, I had to try to be different!”)

We need to go deeper - Mushroonik the Hedgehogre muscaria!

Are fungi the perfect beings? [_] yes [X] YES

If you got some power (mid- or high-echelon), a good way to sabotage is to make your subordinates less productive. A few examples:

• Complains are best directed when the person is busy, to force them to drop off whatever they’re working on to listen to you. Resuming work takes a bit of time.
• It’s impossible to do something cheap, fast, and well; if it’s cheap and fast it’s crappy, if it’s good and fast it’s probably expensive, and if it’s cheap and good it’s probably slow. This means that you always have some grounds to complain about the work, demoralising the worker.
• If there are two essential tasks, A and B, and your subordinate is doing one of them, redirect them to stop what they’re doing midway to do the other task. And if they’re juggling both complain about inefficiency.
• Be a PoS/assumer/shithead, I: assume that they’re doing it wrong, grab it from their hands, and spend a few minutes explaining what they already know.
• Be a PoS/assumer/shithead, II: if something was not done yet, assume negligence, never that the person was busier with something equally or more important.
• Be a PoS/assumer/shithead, III: assume that criticism is a direct attack against you from an ignorant.

Source: that’s how my parents raised kids!

Here’s a 512² icon:

If anyone wants the SVG file to edit it further, here’s a link.

The shark was stolen from a Reddit post and then manually redrawn by me.

It has jack shit to do with the topic, but your “we come in peace” reminded me this strip:

“Blow high” gets really close to the Swedish pronunciation. Or at least the closest that you can get in English.

(English hates long monophthongs so you can’t get the same vowel as that [o:] represented by ⟨å⟩ in Swedish. “Blow” has [əʊ̯] or [oʊ̯] depending on the dialect.)