It’s a bit sooner than I’d expected

It’s a bit sooner than I’d expected

The old double impacted colon!

And what was on that hard drive sewn into the lining of the laptop bag?

I have a friend who was in the army and said they had to do 100+km training hikes. No one wanted to have to stop to poo so the first thing they did, before even starting, was to eat the block of cheese from their ration packs. They called it plug cheese.