The two sorbic languages marked in Eastern Germany are only spoken by small minorities.

This map is not about a nation’s word for Thursday but about the word in different languages. Austria for example isn’t labelled with any word because Austrians speak German and the German word for Thursday is already placed in Germany. The English word Thursday is placed in England, its most logical location. The Gaelic word for Thursday meanwhile is placed in Scotland, its most logical place. This doesn’t imply that the majority of Scottish people speak Gaelic, only that Scotland is the country with the highest number of Gaelic speakers while England has the highest number of English speakers in Europe.

What do you mean? Wales has a long history of getting invaded. First by the Romans, then by the English and now by the Grey Sqirrels.

We are in 2010 AD. All Wales is occupied by the Grey Squirrels. All? No! Because an island populated by irreducible Red Squirrels still resists the invader.

Auf dein Wohl, women, hey, women, ho

How is the witch’s microphone plugged in? Is there a hole a the bottom of the kettle for the cable? How is the soup not leaking through this hole?

Some savage who wants their file get deleted by Word when pressing ‘save’ without having to use capital letters for the file extension.

There’s much more of Iran than Iraq visible

What sentences make sense both in math and in a sex scene?

1. These are some nice curves you’ve got, and that’s no hyperbole.

Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.

Tell that a Bavarian cop?

We Begin To The We Are

Die Moment Born

JFK junior?

Holy fuck

Holy fuck fuck

That shark of yours is absurd

Women are confidential or privileged information

Frauen sind die beiderseits empfangenen Leistungen

There’s no stopping me

WEITER >

Leck mich, ich sag so viele deutsche Wörter, wie ich will

Could someone please provide context (besides the Paris Olympics)

Does it play the lute or the harp?