masterofn001

Easily identifiable by their ugly red hats and stupid names like ‘Elon’.

What things are intended for and how things are used are entirely up to the user.

Not murder.

Denial of service.

Cash me outside girl gets an idea.

Darrel Hammond made that sketch everything.

Case in point

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Flynt

The envelope only exists to be pushed.

And licked.

Every major brewery/distillery in Canada is union.

That’s a werecat.

You’ve never met my ex.

Drywall holes aren’t just for men.

That was Chad’s fault.

(And roger stone, and john Bolton, and the supreme court. And Pat Buchannon who was another 3rd party spoiler whom many ballots were accidentally cast. 20% of his votes came from that single county. Nothing strange at all.)

How many during the third Reich?

Seat belts> Ralph Nader, ah fuckit, you’re boring and humorless.

Humans didn’t invent this.

The rich did.

This has been a known outcome for at least 30 years.

Yes. We are. We have been for a long time.

It’s just becoming more visible to the first world.

It was always Ralph Nader’s fault.

(To the down voter: Ralph Nader fought to bring regulations for mandatory seat belts, among other life saving consumer safety issues he had a hand in. Man’s a hero. Also, this is a joke. Ffs)

I thought that’s what self care was.

Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.

(I think I whooshed myself)

It’s called hentai and it’s art, moe.

Sometimes, when a man does cocaine they think they’re Superman.

When it’s a horse, they all think they’re Pegasus.

Until they try to land.