The payment processor was about to take my house away, glad that censor pencil was there

the only words i read were android come factory

I get sex.

i don’t like killing i wanna seduce princes into abdication like meghan markle

murder is okay sex is banned?

i love it

presumably a mormon!

meowdy

meee

this is how i learn he’s NOT satire?

thank fuck, i did need to know this, thanks

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that is an authoritative source

now where am i gonna find a gay rubgy club in bottoming distance?

does not your furry tiddy pics collection depict a world of many species living in horny harmony?

Those migrant vessels they sink are full of thousands of desperate Hoosiers in search of a better life

what the fuck are they doing to make farmer shrimps worse than pork

Superman fights to dismantle ICE, but it’s a political body with billions of dollars that exists because of the will of the Republican party. He can’t just go around punching thousands of masked ICE agents.

Or can he?

By far the most impractical and far-off technology here is the olfactory sensory repeater.