every time someone tried to call me in i would say i’ve had alcoholic drinks; they shut up pretty quick after that.

sorry i live a happy well-rounded life and don’t know what any of this means.

i like this

lol no, that’s the most american thing about me and i refuse.

i literally use metric for everything else in my day job and overall life; but for temperature, Fahrenheit makes more sense to me. 100 F? deadly. 70 F? great. 50 F? chilly. 0 F? deadly.

in exchange for almost never running it during the day: i turn my A/C down to like 68 F overnight and sleep like a baby.