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Dude don’t forget incense. Vibe is all important for self care and doubly so with drugs.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Hang on, you guys don’t keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?

You need to send the subtle signal that you’re basically drowning in vagina.

That’s a fucking hilarious retort, but also, it’s a statement that becomes immediately untrue as soon as it is directed at an individual.

As an erstwhile centrist, I was under the impression that this sort of thing was supposed to be firmly in the remit of Marxism.

What gives.

I understood that reference.

Tunnnnghsten baby

For everyone involved, really.

How’d you like to be the first duck to figure that out?

Had to be a hell of a day.

Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

Genau

What? I bet he scores lots of vagina.

The bat? I became lost some time ago.

This is hilarious. It’s a phenomenonal joke, though it does lose some points for being perfectly plausible.

Just in time to trade it in for PFCs

Lead paint is a sonofabitch

I’m telling mom you keep hogging abortion.

I think the straightforward-ness of it is what I like about it. I’m deriving satisfaction from - and appreciating - the restraint and media-literacy necessary to write a concise yet factual description of some, frankly, bonkers shit.

alt-text is the meta art form of Lemmy and posts like this are why.

Already taken. It’s what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.

I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven’t to imagine it is also taken.