Hey did you know the Blahaj store sells furniture too?

Spiders Georg, is that you?

One of my brother’s friends bought one back in high school and within a couple weeks he was medevac’d from a major freeway by helicopter

Lmao, idk why anyone would claim that either. Re: the other part, I also don’t think there’s any inherent reason the “f”, but in my sleepy haze writing this last night I wasn’t able to think of an example with the soft “g” followed by “if”. I feel like it must exist but I’m too tired to find it.

Nice gimmick. Counterpoint: this GIF of some giggly git giving a gilt gizzard and a large haggis to a giddy girl named Gidget. (GIF omitted because I made it tf up). Incidentally, not a single one of your examples included “gi” followed by “f”.

Incidentally, I pronounce it “jif”, I just think appealing to English as if it had actual rules is insane.

I lied about installing Linux. We’re installing Plan 9.

Now draw her using a time machine to assassinate Hitler

Confirms it tbh

My favorite ravioli is peanut butter filled pretzel bites

From the 1960s, it uses vacuum tubes and weighs 7 tons

And the CEO would be the only survivor

Also in shitposts and comments, etc

SMH all these lefttrenders

They’re taking all our drugs and bringing jobs into the country 😢

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

It’s especially perverse that they have decided the sin of sodom was homosexuality and used that as a wedge to exclude and dehumanize people, so that they can feel better about committing the ACTUAL sin of sodom that their own book clarifies is inhospitality to the outcasts and foreigners

You’re not fooling anyone, you’ll be stone dead in a moment

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

Well fuck

Oh bother