Noodles are a plot by Big Noodle to sell more noodle

For instance, take the two words “footlong” and “meatball”. Make up your mind that you will say both phrases, but leave it unsettled which you will say first. Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts incline ever so little towards “footlong”, you will say “footlong meatball”; if they turn, by even a hair’s breadth, towards “meatball”, you will say “meatball footlong”; but if you have the rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced mind (as all things should be), you will say “Football meatlong”. - Lewis Carroll

You don’t even need humans doing the travel. You just send a 10 kg rock on a one-way trip back and get all the same effects.

Pathological Demand Avoidance

Assigned bastard at birth

Yes, ironing the flag is against our cultural values

It’s a catch-22 situation. Can’t use Siri till after the AirPods are paired.

Hey did you know the Blahaj store sells furniture too?

Spiders Georg, is that you?

One of my brother’s friends bought one back in high school and within a couple weeks he was medevac’d from a major freeway by helicopter

Lmao, idk why anyone would claim that either. Re: the other part, I also don’t think there’s any inherent reason the “f”, but in my sleepy haze writing this last night I wasn’t able to think of an example with the soft “g” followed by “if”. I feel like it must exist but I’m too tired to find it.

Nice gimmick. Counterpoint: this GIF of some giggly git giving a gilt gizzard and a large haggis to a giddy girl named Gidget. (GIF omitted because I made it tf up). Incidentally, not a single one of your examples included “gi” followed by “f”.

Incidentally, I pronounce it “jif”, I just think appealing to English as if it had actual rules is insane.

I lied about installing Linux. We’re installing Plan 9.

Now draw her using a time machine to assassinate Hitler

Confirms it tbh

My favorite ravioli is peanut butter filled pretzel bites

From the 1960s, it uses vacuum tubes and weighs 7 tons

And the CEO would be the only survivor

Also in shitposts and comments, etc

SMH all these lefttrenders