cat.

I just want whatever is in a dog that lets them haul ass for two hours, eat a fistful of brown food circles, and be ready to go again after five minutes. I could waste time so much faster

on a related note, Pronoun Palace just came out and looks like it’d be fun, but I’m willing to admit I might be attracted to the theming rather than the actual gameplay

the dream blunt rotation

that white boy superman is alright

you can take the programming from the femboy, but you can’t take the femboy from the code. or something.

what do you mean “june”, it’s just june

oh damn, you can tell I’m american because my first thought was “India Pale Ale”

that’s the name, thank you. I couldn’t remember it.

Spent about 20 minutes listening to Jerma describe some bizarre snack with bread, hummus, and olives recently. Sometimes youtubers just end up being wonderfully normal people

“lady(?)” is… honestly more accurate than anything else. I’m all stocked up on genderfluid

you’re gonna tear out that belt loop if you’re not careful. hook it into the belt proper!

relevant video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9M3qrNnonY

right, I’m actually running a curse-based build where each debuff gives me 5% more damage

those are some good ass lines

this is… a pokemon.

Floatzel, I think. The meme provides an explanation for why the mon would take recoil damage when it attacks an enemy.

you can tell it’s reddit because people are paying to put emojis on the top of people’s messages

“look I’m worried about it too, but when I go over there after school they’re all grinning ear to ear. except that one kid.”

again, huh? alright, since we’re feeling nice we’ll give you a break. but you’ll have to make it up to us somehow.

what a badass