The message speaks well of my situation, but that doesn’t mean I’ll buy a fucking Sneakers™ like a mindless consumer drone. FUCK™ YOU™ BRAND™

Unfortunate title for advertising? But again I don’t think the average Japanese cares.

Arguing about the metaphors and analogies instead of actual topics? Saw plenty of those during college, especially when the guy in question was being a contrarian just to ‘stick it to the man’ and look cool to their buddies.

I thought working adults would grow out of it - nah, we’re all dumb children inside, including me.