The context for those 2 sentences was changing colour to match your environment.

I prefer to parse it as a series of exclamations. China! Ferrari! Sex! Orgy! Death! Crash!

The prized all-noun headline

Cathar? You want to bang a mediaeval Christian sect that got declared heretical and persecuted to extinction? Sure sure, but why is that furry?

But it’s still fun to read it as if he had a fat lip.

That’s way back. What else was around in the oceans back then? Bony fish? Crabs? My octobuddies?

A stoic is a boid that brings babies

It’s called Guy Fawkes night, not James 1st night or Cecil of Salisbury night. We mark it by setting off explosions and burning things, just like Guido wanted to do. Guido gets the cool character design, and big screen reimaginings where he’s a badass counterculture dude. Guido failed in his plot, but he won the PR war.

I don’t know who those people are.

When the paper asks you to pay to support independent journalism, they’re plainly and directly talking about their source of funding. If you’ve understood something different, that’s on you.

I know jack all about the US press industry, and that’s exactly the type of independence I assumed they were referring to. It means exactly what it says. What are you mad about?

If infinite lemmings copied infinite links, they would eventually type the works of Shakespeare

Don’t forget the psychic space nuns

And don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone?

Have you considered that they might be doing jokes?

14²

Wait, can someone check the maths on that?

You build your track dead straight - like, not conforming to the surface direct through the crust straight. Now the train accelerates downhill for the first half of the journey, and decelerates uphill for the second, neatly coming to a stop at the destination. Oddly enough, in the spherical cow universe where you build this, all the maths cancels such that you get a constant travel time regardless of the start and end locations. On earth it’s about 40 minutes

5 if the rest of the outfit can match it in cyberpunk badassery. Otherwise 3

in case you’re being serious

I don’t know what sort of person could be an active Lemmy user, on the Blahaj instance no less, and not ever have encountered tankies or terfs. Frankly I’m jealous

It’s a responsive witchcraft design curse. The frog will turn into a person of compatible social status to the kisser, and in the gender & physical form indicated in their preferences. Knowing Jerry, it’ll still be a frog.