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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBomb shrule
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    1 month ago

    As a Gen Xer in the midwest, I remember the “sit in the hallway and cover your head” Tornado drills, but never bomb drills.

    Columbine happened when I was in school, but the running joke at my inner city school was that anyone who pulled a gun would immediately commit suicide by 3 shots to the back of the head in 3 different calibers, and their gun would disappear.















  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.todayto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneenraging rule
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    4 months ago

    No ma’am, I cannot accept your coupon for “$5 off a Nintendo Game”… First, this coupon expired in 1994; Second, this coupon was only valid at Toys R Us; Third, this is a Wendy’s and you’re only here for your free Mini Frosty.

    Yes, I’ll get my manager…