No, that ELO. You’re thinking of the boy band that sang Summer Girls.

I still think I prefer Long John Silver’s

I recently saw someone drive through the side of Taco Bell – shifted into drive instead of reverse when leaving the parking lot.

Well, trying to leave the parking lot…

It was actually said to a therapy dog that was there for the day, but I saw a reaction, then she saw me see the reaction, and we shared that look of “I know you know that I know you know” and we both didn’t want to have further complications so it was never brought up.

Sometimes it’s good to let your freak flag fly, other times you have to pretend you didn’t see that look on a coworkers face when someone said “Good Girl”

The trick is to get enough STDs at the same time, that way they all kill each other.

Ridcully would see a wet paint sign, take it down, touch the paint, then demand the Bursar to do something about “all the messes they keep leaving around here.”

https://imgur.com/gallery/why-zdjwJMT

Even the word roundabout is too complicated… My GPS refers to them as “traffic circles”.

Diner waitresses that call everyone Honey/hon/sugar/shug.

If you ever get a Sir/Ma’am from them, you’re in deep shit.

Are you cross-eye dominant? I recognize that left side spread…

That’s who those characters are supposed to be? I would have guessed they were from some obscure early internet CG animated thing from Newgrounds or something…

She goes by Deborah now… She thinks it makes her sound important.

…but Ken has the fire dragon punch…?

Dickshoes…

Ahh fuck… Recognized it immediately

I’m still trying to figure out how you would assign directions on this map.

Like which way is “North”?

Rip and Tear until you’re born

I threw up in my mouth a little reading that, but I bet it did feel satisfying.