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I’m not sure that was an AI summary, I think that is OP that wrote that. I don’t see anything about a jungle cat in the actual screenshot.

It’s too bad there aren’t more folks like you around my town.

I agree, even if I have absolutely no basis or understanding of the subject, give me all the info damnit!

I miss these kinds of conversations with my cat

Ahhh yes, lanes and gutters. Anyone else wanna go bowling all of the sudden?

isn’t that what those pelvic muscles are called, jizz lanes?

Oh yes, this kinda thing was absolutely real. My parents were pushers of it. Maybe not this exact text, but there were pamphlets galore with similar wording, especially in the conservative christian crowds in the bible belt.

Same people also love The Doobie Brothers, which makes this one even funnier.

edit: typos

Fun fact, Rob Crow from this band also founded the band Pinback. Wildly different music!

As a bonus he’s also extremely anti-cheeseman (nsfw probably).