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transphobia! trans people deserve real chicken wings not nuggets with delusions of grandeur

errr no msr viking no other countries exist just denmark england does not exist I promise you just stay there

get this 😮 there’s people that drive on the left side of the road 😱 shocking I know but there’s other countries

pretty 🫵

I get up at the first but I set 3 each 5 minutes apart just in case

I see a smudge of grey without form I should put on my glasses

that’s a myth

for like a second I saw lightning mcqueen hoovering up food like an ant eater I don’t know how

slaanesh will be pleased

I’m gonna be honest I’m not eating ze bugs

we don’t know it’s him stop doing the cops work for them spinning the narrative remember luigi mangione they were obviously framed cause they just needed to shut things up and yet everyone went along with it just cause he’s hot and it’s funny you think they wouldn’t do it again don’t treat this person as definitely the killer the cops say they are that doesn’t mean they are

ISO8601 cringe I ain’t speaking like a damn computer DD/MM/YY is the only valid date format for human usage

incorrect monster tastes nothing like battery acid and that’s why it sucks redbull is for the true battery acid and penny enjoyers!

I’d say even the pretty good ones can be great not the best pizza but like legitimately quite good if you get a pizza stone I think a large chunk of the problem with frozen pizza is regular ovens just don’t cook them that well and the pizza stone largely fixes that

no I will not use punctuation it sucks and I didn’t just say easy it’s also quick chilli takes a long time beans on toast is maybe the quickest meal we have other than a sandwich and we have and post about more complex food like roasts dinners full english fish and chips shepherds pie and a tonne of others

not everything has to be complex beans on toast isn’t good cause it’s fancy beans on toast is good cause it’s good and quick it’s a very cheap and very quick to make meal not everything needs a million flavours and that post you’re describing is a joke I can tell by the anemic sausage and slough slough is literally a punchline to a million jokes meaning shithole you don’t ever want to be in hence why bad poorly cooked food in slough it’s probably made by someone not from slough

beans on toast is good and only you americans with your disgusting corn syrup beans and cake bread think it tastes bad if you had good bread with some branstons beans and good cheese and worcestershire sauce you’d understand but 3/4 of those things don’t exist in america the other problem is americans making it not looking up a recipe which sounds stupid but I just see you guys dump cold beans out of a tin on top of some toast you need to butter the toast and cook the beans and mix in cheese and worcestershire like I said and you need to serve the beans in a side bowl don’t dump it on top of the toast or the toast goes soggy literally almost all food from the UK is good there are exceptions like black pudding and haggis but most of it is good and everyone just rags on it without actually trying it or brings up stuff noone under the age of 70 eats like jellied eels yeah it’s gross we ALL think it’s gross noone eats that anymore you’d have a hard time finding anywhere that sells it most restaurants that used to serve it stopped selling it and all supermarkets stopped selling it cause the only people left that eat it are dying rapidly now or even things noone ever ate like the toast sandwich that’s a meme it’s not real maybe one person ever made it as a joke

in the uk post codes have letters

yes it is the uk government has been trying this for years

and that’s unhealthy when models do that if you’re hungry you should probably eat