The threat model here is someone getting access to all the services databases through now-routine “data breaches”, and then being able to link what I do online and who I actually am, despite not having any sort of legitimate law-enforcement-type power.
Well Mx. Smith, I see you’re highly qualified for our busdriver position. However, it looks like, according to embarrassing-databse-dumps.info, on January 8th, 2033 one Jeremick Smith posted “i luv big butt” on !butt-enthusiasts@big.butt. Care to explain this?
I might give them a try. I already tried to do @planish@aiparadise.moe with
planish@sh.itjust.works
as an “email”, and that did not work even a little bit. So now I guess I need a new name over there unless you want to use your admin powers to clean up my bad life choices.