Yeah, sometimes it’s more trouble than it’s worth. The girls keep transpiling my perfectly fine Javascript code to Rust >:(

They do also hook your brain up to the girl-matrix, allowing you to tap into the shared brainpower of all other thigh-high wearers for your programming. But that’s common knowledge, so I didn’t feel like I had to mention it

To be fair though, thigh highs are really nice to calm down restless leg, so sometimes they actually are pretty good for programming

Yeah, you gotta look at a few whitekitten posts from time to time, just to keep yourself grounded

every two weeks is like my normal cycle for clothes :o Plus one load of towels and one load of bed sheets per month

Forbidden Gatorade

aaaAaaAAAAAa

imagin giving every single hair snake a lil forehead kiss

The Trauma wasn’t your fault, but healing it is your responsibility ✨

no

enby names: goons from YA fantasy books

Sure, here’s one of my favorite pieces! I know you have some questions. You see, female Hyenas have a thing called “Pseudopenis”-

Not sure who this is but they do look very polite!

Dying is easy! Would you live a long and fulfilling life for her instead? 😤

Adhd meds turn you into a Furry confirmed (although, what you you already were one beforehand? Does it cancel out?)

Glis Glis, also known as Fat Dormouse!
They can almost double their weight before hibernation. Of course something with that much fat is tasty haha

Who is going to stop me?

While it is nice to support local taxidermy businesses, there really isn’t anything complicated about making the rat-slippers yourself. Rats are free outside!