They don’t even drink chat.

I was thinking more of a Parson Terrier.

Does that make you a laptoprostitute?

Timothy Oxyphant?

Throw(e)

Make your problem someone else’s problem.

Mathematics.

Sticks are a dime a dozen, not of interest to anyone. A nice stick, now that’s something special. You take that baby home.

My dog lives in a perpetual state of happy confusion and it pleases me so much when he does the head rotation. It never helps him understand anything but he sometimes rotates even further once I start giggling uncontrollably.