British people prolly call this “Nuts and Bolts” or something summat.

FTFY

He is 30 now. That was filmed 25 years ago.

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Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood

I like how they described that drawing as “life-sized”. I don’t believe them, but it gave me a giggle.

I know someone who’s gonna be really disappointed.

No doubt

Eat it with your hands? Not on my watch.

Did one of the kids die, or did they get Tuvixed?

I grew up in Arlington, TX and can confirm this is true. For our field trip every year, we’d go to the Southwest Airlines warehouse and take the tour. And by “tour”, I mean we’d wait 15 minutes outside while our teacher got our wristbands, and we’d go in and look at the Commodore 64. Then we’d leave and eat our sack lunches.

OH…and the guy didn’t have a mini-bat. It was full size, and any snotty 10-year-old getting his grubby little hands anywhere near ol’ Tandy 400, he’d go “Uh uh uh!” and point at the bat.

“He’s so cool!”

You have tile and cabinets in your bedroom?

Less cops --> Fewer racism

“Is the woke in the room with us right now?”

“Point on this dolly where the woke hurt you.”

L-undone

This is the only reason I still teach teenagers after 17 years, and I will not expound further.

That’s a rock solid way to endanger your financial livelihood. I’d take a hard pass on that idea, my human.

I will never downvote a non-downvoter of upvotes, fellow fellow.

YOU ARE IRELAND’S ONLY FEMALE.

Now kiss me.

(Cuz I know I’ll get downvoted to hell if I don’t clarify, Kiss Me Kate is a Cole Potter Porter musical. You’re not sheltered if you didn’t know that; I’m just super fucking old. Srsly, I found two gray hairs the other day in my ear, and one on it.)

Edit: typo

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.