Unless they fight underwater; then the whale has the advantage.

If I was really determined to make my cold beer warm by putting it into hot sand, that is an effort I would be willing to make. But then I wouldn’t have the danger butt plug as a souvenir afterwards.

The long-time tradition of sticking objects into one’s anus transcends borders :)

Oh wait…you were referring to bottles that can’t stand upright, weren’t you?

Hah! I mean, that’s also an option.

Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into the sand, and why would you choose a shape that can’t be put on a table or upright in a fridge?

It’s a pretty looking bottle though :)

God could have prevented its creation, but he allowed it to happen. I say let her in!