Bring home a big buff boyfriend to kick the dads ass.

8gb, wtf?

“In 2006, John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion six years previously, Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting “Codpiece! Codpiece!” at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.”

When I was a kid dreaming of a pocket computer, this is kind of what I pictured in my mind.

He’s just like us, so relatable!