The moment my computer refuses to obey my commands sent from the physical layer, is the moment it will cease to exist on this physical plane

How can I acquire one of these deployable friends

wish this was me

Iceland Air?

I had one of these, not bad at all. Sometimes a simple sandwich is all you need when you’re sleep deprived on a red-eye flight.

I CAN CONFIRM THIS WORKS

A few years back I was away for a while and came back to a nasty mouse infestation. When faced with the prospect of deep cleaning and sanitizing items, it made it WAY easier to get rid of stuff that I didn’t CRITICALLY need.

Anything important I put in the work, anything not got tossed. I was able to cut back significantly.

Also gave me an excuse to spend a bunch on storage - everything is now stored in clear sealed plastic bins with labels - and left me with enough trauma that I’m now quite vigilant about cleaning :P

…hey wait a sec, I think I see my laptop in there!

Your collection is so impressive that I felt I became charmed for a brief moment. thank you for sharing

Gonna start using this line on any scammers that text me

Now do Samsung

This. At the end if every transaction its “Surprise! You must now evaluate and pass judgment on the monetary value of this individual.”

I’d prefer more expensive menu items.

I love this show but if I watch more than 3 episodes at a time my head starts to hurt

Shit, that went way over my head, here I was thinking Vance’s friends had really weird views around physical books and websites.

“Books are really just zipped HTML” what the fuck is he talking about

One of the sillier reasons I still purchase vinyls is that it feels like I’m getting a cool poster along with the music

We are all part of an utterly awesome experience called life. Every single thing you do, from the people you choose to love and hurt, to the words you speak and write, to the place your body falls at the end of it all, influences the world and the people around you.

You are not insignificant. You are fantastical. You are a peice of an unimaginably complex system that began hundreds of millions of years ago when the first cell came into existence - manifesting, like a flame from the darkness. Your life is the very beat of the heart that propels the human experience into worlds unknown, hurtling through space at unimaginable speeds, in a universe where our existence was not luck, not chance, but INEVITABLE.

Do you not look upon yourself and experience awe? Do you not look at the stars and know that the universe belongs to you, always has, and always will? Know this. You are beautiful. Know this, and go forth, and THRIVE.

That sounds rather stressful

O7

Not worth it

I hate this meme format. I don’t know what exactly about it that I hate. Perhaps that its always used in a subtly inflammatory manner. Not sure. But I hate it.

That is all.