That shark’s name? Luigi

I offered my landlord US$100 a month to have a cat. He said no, thinking I’d move. I didn’t move, I just hang out with my mom’s cat, who loves me.

I’m socially libertarian and fiscally communist

me too, thanks

Sometimes deer get their antlers stuck together and they die because of it

LUIGI

If they die before they’ve been fully paid out, the lottery keeps the remainder of the money, and their loved ones don’t receive the money.

CEOs

:3

What happens if you eat corn? Can you eat tortilla chips?

Are you eager to nut or be nutted?

cos playing as creampied

second panel

The cow looks so happy and refreshed in the last picture! It makes me feel good

…are you eager for something?

keeping the balls cool to increase fertility - supposedly.

Where am I? c/science_memes?

lol nice