Matt Johnson from Nirvana the band?

It’s rags all the way down.

Also my stove knobs are worse than doorknobs? Doubt.

write me a 4chan greentext

be me

bottomless pit supervisor

in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

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ask my boss what to do

he says “just make it bottomless again”

i say “how”

he says “i don’t know, you’re the supervisor”

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quit my job

become a regular pit supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new hole

its bottomless