If I wrote comments like I chat in a grocery store queue I’d never write a single comment.

God isn’t real, but if he was real he’d be a dick.

Quark ist pretty tasty! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(dairy_product)

What is it with mothers accidentally using the wrong names? It’s not like most mothers nowadays have 5 children who all look nearly the same.

Yeah, it’s going pretty damn hard. There’s so many different things it fits on, like all the different kinds of bodyshaming (e.g. fat shaming, calling something “small dick energy”, talking about Trump’s small hands).

I AM smiling!

Does the Dungeon Meshi world really have gnomes?

Take a look at the nutrition values of the various kinds of cheeses (where I live it usually lists the macros right on the package). Milk is about 3% carbohydrates/sugar (i.e. 3% lactose), while most cheeses that aren’t white have about 0% sugar.

The pictured cheese is very likely practically lactose-free.

pee is stored in the nuts

it’s just best to ignore them, especially on Twitter.

You shouldn’t even be on twitter!

Butt stuff shouldn’t ever look like the first one.

Speak for yourself! I definitely ignore many quests that have practically no story when there’s fleshed-out main story quests to do and I don’t desperately need the loot or experience points, especially when combat is not the game’s strong suit.

I’m playing Cyberpunk 2077 right now, I’m about two thirds into the main story while pretty much ignoring the fixer quests (which tend to be generic) - the combat system of the game doesn’t really do it for me, and the main story is really fun.

It’s especially hard when the main quest is actually good and many of the smaller quests are relatively boring “go there and kill everyone”-quests.

What a dick move.

The one where you can’t say anything bad about it also regularly got harassed by users from the other sub, which was quite annoying. I never got why the sub’s mods weren’t more proactive with banning people who were clearly just there to start shit.

She’s a goblin, and that’s what we love about her.

I made this mistake. It was awful.

Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.

Let’s just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.