Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

I kinda like anime…and blahaj.

“Right this way, we have been expecting you.”

(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.

(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!

Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.

Relatable

He let you down.

We’re all hot dogs in a car god.

Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.

(Shows up in latex body suit and a whip) “Uhhhh…no I didn’t make a mistake. I totally love…pot…s.

Clown eggie nine plasma!

Says here the vendor can charge us up to 1000% because of…froggie vibes? Who signed this!?

Sir, this contract will make or break the company.

(Frog rave in my head) “Of course they will.”

Oh I sure do love my wireless iPhone. (WIRE ZAP) …dang it.

Haben Sie ein…MEGA SLICE?

(Hang up Tsar flag)

Bolshevik neighbors: We don’t like yer kind around these parts.

CANCEL

The hacker mindset is to find the weakness in a system, and then exploit it to the maximum degree.