he woke up later with a popsicle stick in his mouth

they fired, and they missed. they fired again, missed again.

this has been stuck in my head since hearing about it

i refuse to believe your wasp propaganda. however if they leave me alone i leave them alone. that’s my stance with all bugs outside.

come in my house and i kill

i am once again asking people to stop conflating bottoming and subbing

bottom means your on the bottom, sub means your submissive. you can be a dominant bottom and a submissive top. i’ve been both

anyways healers will dom you, it’s tanks that will be submissive. we’re masochists

after feeding my cat she becomes really cuddly

some dick in high school tried to make fun of me by singing this song since i had long hair, then his stupid buddy said, “with that hair they’re a soul woman”

well look at me now eric i am a fucking woman

someone i follow rebloged this picture like 30 times

a friend of mine from church recommend this to me a full decade before my egg cracked, i got about halfway through season 2 before stopping because i couldn’t process the feelings. i read the manga this year (after being out for almost a year) and it’s pretty good

fullmetal alchemist. it’s either the first or second volume i forget which

dude holy shit the movement is so fucking good. it was also made in unreal in like, 4 months. the whole thing, not just the gamejam version.

my first playthrough was a little over 5 hours, then i immediately went back and beat it 2 more times, at a little under 3 and a little under 2 respectively

Pseudoregalia

yesterday i asked you

mid to late 2000s for me. though i have always been extremely careful and only started interacting with strangers on the internet in the 2010s after i was an adult.

…maybe i am smart

i will join this glorious evolution

i also play league :(

we need a new deity that we can blame for all the evil shit because clearly satan ain’t it

though “Satan” rolls off the tongue real well when calling someone evil

in case others don’t know, the ((())) means jews. because it’s always antisemitism. every fucking time.

okay but like for real, i’d trust snack mascots more if they looked like they just went to fucking town those snacks

i honestly love tests like this. i don’t learn anything new about myself, but if a future partner cares about my sexuality to this level, it’d be cool to show them

i’m pretty sure that’s Baphomet, or Baphie